I love my job because I actually get to hear a story involving the phrase "rat testicles." The story goes as such...
The students are dissecting rats this week in their biology classes, and one particularly troubling student was bet $30 (by another troubling student) that he wouldn't eat the testicles of the rat he was disessecting. Apparently he didn't want to seem like a wuss, so he agreed. Yes, he ate the rat balls (students whipped out their cell phones fast to capture that image), gagged, and then was suspended for two days.
Seriously, wherelse can you get a story like that?
Ladies and gentlemen, let this be a warning: Not everyone needs to procreate.
Cheers!
3 comments:
OK, thats just wrong.
Gross.
Seriously...LOL.
why suspend for that? eating in class? stealing school property? these are the only offenses I can think of...eating in class hardly warrants more than a verbal warning and stealing two rat testicles isn't a serious offense either.
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