Adventures in Cleaning

I'm spending my first week-day off cleaning out my desk and listening to the new Josh Groban CD (go ahead and laugh, Andy). Whilst cleaning, I'm finding the oddest assortments of odds and ends. I don't know what to do with some, and I have no idea where others came from. Amongst the things I'm finding...

1) A checkbook register from 5 years ago. Trash.

2) An LSU Confederate flag that my evil ex-stepfather bought me. I have no desire to hang it whatsoever (despite my affection for LSU). I guess I just crammed it in my desk to hide it. Does anyone want this?

3) 6 year old bullets. They're bad, so I have to figure out a way to get rid of them (not in the trash, though).

4)A collection of Starbucks cards, from when I worked there. I don't want to trash them, but don't know what to do with them.

5) A Halloween card I bought for someone three years ago and never gave it to him.

6) A CD-ROM for a Cannon bubble jet printer. I don't recall owning a cannon bubble jet printer. Trash.

7) 17 boxcutters that I filched from my store the day I left (I was angry and wanted to make the new manager go insane by snatching the boxcutters. I'm slightly passive-aggressive). Does anyone need boxcutters?

8) A canister of used film. I don't know what's in it.

9) An expired passport and my LSU ID - both horrendous photos!

10) A receipt from clothes I bought in 2005.

11) My one ticket. And it's non-exciting. My registration had expired.

12) Lots of batteries. Do batteries expire?

13) A cell phone charger for a phone that I haven't had in 4 years.

14) Another random canister of film.

15) A pookah shell. Who knows where that came from.

16) A third random canister of film.

17) A fourth random canister of film. Apparently I have a problem.

18) An A/C plug thing that I have no clue what it goes to.

19) A metro card for the DC metro subway.

20) A LOT of theatre ticket stubs.

Amongst other random things.

Laundry time!